Friday, April 25, 2008

I'm Going to Philadelphia...

... and I'm taking a/an:

Albatross
Beret
Cat
Didgeridoo
Eunuch
Franz Ferdinand CD
Gatling Gun
Hara Krishna
Igloo Family Size Camping Cooler
Jerry Lewis Movie
Kaleidoscope
Liverpool Soccer Jersey
Military Issue Bowie Knife
Nicotine Patch
Ornithologist
Pleasant Erection
Queen Latifah's Ten Carat Diamond Ring
Racist's Nipple
Sepletura Ticket
Ticklish Autistic Adult
Underwear
Vaginal Wart
Weiner Wrapped In A Croissant
X-Ray of A Banana
Yip-Yip's Piano Key That's Been Missing for Six Months
Zen Buddhist Mother


And yes, that was all from memory.

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