Monday, July 14, 2008

Probably Had to Be Here

You probably would have to have been hanging around here the past few days in order for this to be funny, but this is the type of IM conversation you have after hearing live reggae and then watching Blood Diamond too closely together.

My brother was looking for an art file for a client and thought I had it on my computer. We figured it out in this manner:

Aaron: kicks

me: do it work

Aaron: it don't brah

me: twas eps mahman

Aaron: you eps has got a j-peg in its, brah

me: das alls i were gi'n

Aaron: me papi, says "no, no, no", main

he's a dis agree-in whichew

papi's hollerin about somethin he's a needin, brah

barter highlands festival date changes in a hurry....he sweating over here

bull in chine, brah

me: tell heem he be needin to relaxin, boi. ima get doze dates to heem

bu i not be seein' dat vector logo for dee festive

Aaron: he swearz, boi.....he swearz

he's done gone on to sum'im else now boi.....don't worry, son

me: well, he best be gettin' wi bahtah for dat aht.

Aaron: asswah i'm sayin to eem!

but, no, no, no....he bee goin crazy over here

4 comments:

cara. said...

bahahahahahaha. asswah i be sayin boi.

joelle said...

i am requesting subtitles

jessica said...

I can't believe you just took the time to actually spell it out...er, rather spell and speak it out....

Emily Davis said...

I agree with Joelle, I got lost a couple times